Merry Christmas - Sometimes we just need to laugh

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I got these from a friend via email.  Read on.  You should at least smile if not laugh....and perhaps that is just the kind of thing you need today!

Enjoy!
  • How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
  • What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbon Hood.
  • What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh? Santa Claus caught in a revolving door.
  • What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite
  • What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.
  • Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop their needles!
  • A Christmas thought: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
  • What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve
  • What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail!
  • Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem
  •  You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you? They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought disposable diapers as gifts.  {{but would they have followed the star?}}

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